- Batman Week on Twitter; Plus Wonder Woman's Motion PosterNovember 1, 2017
- Movie Review: THOR: RAGNAROKNovember 1, 2017
- Kingpin Will Return in The Third Season of Netflix's DaredevilOctober 26, 2017
- Superhero Pumpkin Ideas for Halloween 2017October 26, 2017
Life is cheap… so is deodorant
August 5, 2014 By ??? ???
As my so-called buddies at worldofsuperheroes.com had failed miserably to score me a press pass, I decided to attend the London Film and Comic-Con at my own expense. I’m not really into comics but there were a few hot honies from Game of Thrones who I wanted to ogle at.
Being a streetwise …, I avoided the morning crush and after a long liquid lunch, strolled to the venue expecting the madness to have subsided. To my horror, there were still more people in the hall than I had ever seen in one place in my life. Not since the Romans saw of Bodicias _____ at the battle of Watling Street had so many people come together in such a small area in this great land of ours.
And therein lies the problem.
When the great unwashed gather together in a restricted space there is, I’ll not mince my words, quite the stench.
I know that we all perspire, I also accept that some people have a problem with body odour which needs medical attention.
What does get right up my nose, literally, is folk who know that they’re going to be in close proximity to other people, but don’t know how to shower or use a can a deodorant.
If you want to stink like a buffalo, go live in a wood or a hole in the ground away from normal people. I brushed against a skinny guy in the scrum to get Carrie Fisher’s autograph and it smelled like he had ____ _____ down with a small dead animal. How do these people ever get laid?
So all Tom Stinkers out there, do something about it or I will. (I don’t know what yet, but I’ll think of something)